here's a text message i received from a friend:
FAMOUS BREAK-UP LINES
** "i'm tired of everything"
--baket, tumatakbo ba tayo?
** "i just realized that i don't want to be attached"
--duh! staple remover, gusto mo?
** "i'm confused, i need time to find myself"
--eto world map oh, go find youself!
** "we are too different from each other"
--yeah right! kasi tao ako, hayop ka
** "narealize ko love ko pa siya"
--oh really? may pumatol pa pala sa'yo bukod sa'kin, akalain mo yun!
** "you're too immature for me"
--oo nah! gurang ka na kasi
LOL!